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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:34
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)
No go.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.